Sag Harbor

About two weeks ago my girlfriend’s parents went out of town, so naturally we took the opportunity to party at her empty house. I had a good time, but regret not getting as drunk. I would have to have been plastered to sleep in her uncomfortable bed, it was so soft and offered no support whatsoever!  I had a headache from cheap vodka, and the incessant tolling of her ancient grandfather clock didn’t help matters.